• E U S S I •V$VP• グ チ • ヂオル • BRONX • NUEVA YORK
manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”
me: am I lying though?
manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired
Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago
me: *throws shade*
mom: pick it up now